Before you celebrate this holiday season. . . GET THE FACTS!
Here's what the fat man won't tell you about his record:
FACT: Illegal surveillance and wiretapping to see "who's naughty and nice."
FACT: "Borrow and spend" policies that are bankrupting our future!
FACT: No health care benefits for elves and repeated reindeer wage violations.
If we can't trust you with the truth,
how can we trust you with Christmas?
The REAL Santa Claus record. TROUBLING!
PAID FOR AND APPROVED BY 'SWIFT BOAT ELVES FOR TRUTH'
NEXT UP: Bill O'Reilly reports from the White House that "we're winning the War against Christmas!"