How To Clean Up Hempstead Town

It Was Al D'Amato, Of All People, Who Once Said It Would Take An Enema To Clean Out Town Hall

The Community Alliance offers a simpler solution: Colon Cleanse

Granted, there's much more than 20 pounds of waste, fat, and the stuff that an irritable bowel is made of at Hempstead Town Hall, but hey, a thorough colon cleaning would be a good start.

What more is there to say, really, other than, "These statements have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent lazy, inept, or just plain awful elected officials, and it is not a substitute for a frequent cleansing of the system by means of exercising your right to vote. Regular use may relieve incompetence. Colonmate.com is a proud supplier of Colonex 700 Products to many levels of good government. Colonmate.com is not affiliated in any way with The Community Alliance."

Until there is a colon cleanse in your medicine cabinet, there is a remedy to the all too common malaise of government by constipation -- VOTE!

ELECTION DAY IS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6th.

Click HERE to Register to Vote. Deadline for Voter Registration is October 12th.

Click HERE to read, An Enema Of The People, as timely an pertinent today as it was when it was first posted in 2005.
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THIS JUST IN: Newsday Gets It Wrong
No Birthday celebration for 105 year old George Gordon is this!

Check out the video. This is Joe Mondello celebrating 105 years of one-party rule at Hempstead Town Hall. [If you look closely at the video, you can see Kate Murray trying to wipe the cake off her face. Hey, and there’s Joe Ra, wearing yet another hat…..]

And by the way, "George Gordon" is just the Nassau County Republican Committee's code for "Grand Old Government." A government for the few, of the few, and paid for by the many!